Does Kelly know something I don't?

Hmm. I knew that there had been vague talk about Marvel potentially buying the Disney license, but is it any more than that? Well, it's Kelly--you probably shouldn't expect much in the way of accurate reporting. Gotta say, it's really weird to see my marginal hobby featured in The Onion. I love how all the superheroes have incredibly spindly legs and knobby knees.
I suppose hope should probably have stopped springing eternal by now, but I find myself vaguely wondering if being released by a high-profile company might be beneficial for the line. It's quite probable that it's just a matter of the market not being there, alas, but I guess it would be worth a shot.

UPDATE: Okay, I see now that this is just an incredibly dated reference to Disney's acquisition of Marvel. No comic-related content at all. Darn! I stand by what I said about the potential value of Marvel taking over publishing duties, however.