Thursday, January 29, 2026

"The Ghost of the Conquistador"

I feel a little self-conscious about these entries, given, you know, everything.  I didn't cause it, of course, so I'm not really like Nero acocryphally fiddling while Rome burns, but I dunno; maybe I'm like one of the partygoers in "Masque of the Red Death," carousing during a plague.  But I dunno; if I can provide a small amount of escapist amusement in the grimmest of times, maybe I should.  And whether or not I "should," here I am.  Dammit.

Anyway, because I'm fair and balanced, I wanted to try to find a good, or good-er, Lockman story to counterbalance last week's.  So I hopped on inducks and checked his "top stories."  I was assuming, as one would, that they'd all be Barks-drawn, but to my befuddlement, no!  Only four out of the top ten are currently Barks!  This bears investigation, though I suspect it's just some fluke of certain stories being localized to foreign markets in the right place and the right time to make an impression on a lot of young people.  But it's cool!  Everything's cool!  So, currently, at number three on the list, we have THIS.  First, quick look at the cover, which is pretty funny:


The guy's face is meant to be cloaked in shadows, but the colorist evidently didn't get the message, and as a result, he looks like a lego guy.  Editors?  Pshaw!


Anyway.  This story is kind of interesting for being a Mickey Mouse story--not common for either Strobl or Lockman.  In particular, inducks lists thirteen hundred ninety-five Donald stories for Strobl and two hundred-thirty five Mickey.  Of course, he didn't actually write that many stories; a lot of those are just random bit of incidental art.  Still, the difference is notable, and noticable.  Also, at twenty-four pages, it's quite long, especially for a 1966 story.  I think in general, it was probably good for Western creators to be trying their hands at longer stories.  It forces them to try a bit harder, probably, if they can't just vamp their way through, or at least not as easily.


It opens with a bang!  Lockman has a lot of stories in this period where he does the in media res thing, the way Barks did with a series of stories in the sixties.  This not as successful as Barks, to no one's surprise, but not awful!  Strobl actually does a fairly capable job of making this look cool and dramatic.

Unfortunately, that opening IS kind of the only dramatic-looking thing in the story.  It's probably unsurprising that Strobl's mice are worse than his ducks; there's a gormless quality to much of the character art here. 


Anyway, what is happening?!?  What's wrong with Minnie?!?


...I mean, I guess you start with this fake sense of urgency just to try to draw readers in, but I feel like those same readers would get jaded pretty fast.


This part is a bit excessively dumb: yes, Spanish, that obscure language that nobody knows and you need a skilled translator to interpret for you.  If Lockman had wanted this to seem a little less silly, he could've emphasized that the words are hard to decipher at all, and that it's written in an archaic form of the language.  But I dunno, man.  She doesn't specify how long it's been sitting there waiting to be translated, but it seems like quite a while, which seems silly.

I also have to say, "Spaniard" isn't an offensive term or anything, but it does sound VERY old-fashioned, in a way that you'd probably expect from Lockman.


I dunno.  There aren't all that many Mickey comics where the primarily motivation is purely pecuniary, are they? But here we are.


Watch out for these guys, I guess.  Their motives, though--you kind of get what they're doing, but it also feels on the vague side, if you know what I'm saying.  But they want our heroes not to find a mine.  That's all we need to know.


I mean, it's kind of a fun treasure hunt.  Not the best-executed, but at least you can see that there's a certain degree of effort, and I do not mind this, nor would I try to dissuade a kid from reading it.  Not sure what the kid's reaction would be, though.


Actually, all this stuff with these inept villains trying to scare them away DOES get a bit repetitive and dumb.  Wish it weren't so, but 'tis.


Also, enjoy THIS, because it's the only place where the story's promise pays off: a less-dramatic version of the opening splash panel.  Wowie.  Reminds me of another Lockman story that I wrote about way back in the day, "The Dragon's Amulet."  In that one we were denied an actual dragon, and in this one we're denied an actual ghost.  Unacceptable.


At least they get trapped under tons of rocks.  Like in Germinal!  Kind of.  A bit less harrowing, maybe.  But again, at least it's something.


I mean "boy scouts," okay, that's a clumsy reference that Lockman WOULD make, but it does beg the question (yeah, I said "beg the question;" what're you gonna do about it?): was Mickey a Junior Woodchuck as a child?  I know we don't think about such things, on account of the JW are so strongly associated with ducks, but all kinds of people are in there!  And Mickey seems like the exact type.  He MUST have been one, mustn't he?

Okay, so here we have, uh, this kid.  It's a sympathetic portrayal, and not overly racist, although--again, as in The Dragon's Amulet!--Lockman can't quite seem to decide whether or not he should speak in dialect.  My recommendation, had he asked me, would have been, no.  That's all I'd want to say.


Well, not "all."  I would also have said to him, "Christ, Vic, don't use words like "squaw.'  Or 'Injun,' for that matter.  It's 1966, and I know we're still working on these things, but come on.  I think you mean well, more or less, or at least did at this period of your career, but you're still a bit of an oaf.  Do better."  That is what I would say to him.


How about this?   It's silly, but still, it's some action!  Especially enjoy that dopey-looking Mickey in the bottom right.

Not that many Disney stories feature sword fights.  Some do, but most do not.  This, happily, is in the former category.


Hey: it's Woke Vic Lockman!  Yeah--they were there first!  I do like how Mickey just treats it as a fact of life: obviously we can't have the silver, because they were there first.  That, to put it mildly, has...not traditionally been how colonialism has worked.  Mind you, all of this is of course purely situational--under other circumstances, Lockman would happily have Scrooge YOINK away some ancient treasure from Indigenous people in South America, say.  But we can still enjoy this.

Huh, I guess that's actually all I have here.  Story ends.  Well, it's certainly better than our last entry, but I dunno.  I worry I might be overcorrecting and giving too much credit for stories like this.  Am I grading it on such a woeful curve that I can end up praising something that isn't especially good?  Heady thoughts, for sure.

This issue of Mickey Mouse also includes a back-up JW story that includes April May and June.  I'm not going to say anything about it; trust me, you're not missing anything.  But I DO want to share just this one out-of-context panel:


She is NOT FUCKING AROUND.  She will drive these needles into your ears and STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN.  I'm only half-joking when I say she looks like a character from Kill Bill.  Anyway.




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12 Comments:

Blogger Achille Talon said...

I also have to say, "Spaniard" isn't an offensive term or anything, but it does sound VERY old-fashioned, in a way that you'd probably expect from Lockman.

I've mused on the oddity of it before, but I thought that was my non-native-speaker naiveté showing through; I'm surprised to hear y you share the same sentimen. What *else* would you call "a person from Spain" (equivalent to "an American") if *not* "a Spaniard"?

January 30, 2026 at 6:53 AM  
Blogger Achille Talon said...

Mickey as Junior Woodchuck: it's a thought. Depicting Mickey's youth is something of a peculiar taboo, isn' it? Perhaps due to the lack of established Mickey parents, or some other consensus on who raised him. For all intents and purposes, Mouse continuity, such as it is, treats him as spawning into existence on that haystack at the beginning of "Plane Crazy"/its Floyd Gottfredson equivalent.

But on this point, the 1920s Mickey *was* a country boy living on a farm, and a poor-looking one at that, which doesn't seem so much like the type who'd wind up in the Woodchucks. He got plenty of outdoor excitement just staying home, I would imagine. Besides, *would* a duly-trained Junior Woodchuck get up to the kind of mischievous shenanigans that the early black-and-white Mickey was prone to? I say no!

(Also, if we follow the notion that he and Donald were childhood friends, there is the possibility that he and Mickey may, at one time, have been in the Little Booneheads together.)

January 30, 2026 at 7:00 AM  
Blogger GeoX, one of the GeoX boys. said...

Wot, you don't think there's a merit badge for Mischievous Shenanigans? I never!

January 30, 2026 at 8:48 AM  
Blogger GeoX, one of the GeoX boys. said...

It's quite inconsistent, isn't it? A German, an Italian, an Estonian, okay, but an Englishman/woman, Irishman/woman, and Frenchman/woman (but "Chinaman" is archaic and racially dicey, so IDK). And then, a Finn, a Swede, a Dane, and...would you say "a Norwegian?" I guess so. Maybe I'm confusing myself by just going through these, but they do seem kind of jerry-rigged. The point is: I don't know about Spanish. You can say "Spaniard" if you want, but it WILL sound affectedly old-fashioned, like something from [an English translation of] a Dumas novel.

January 30, 2026 at 9:07 AM  
Blogger Pan Miluś said...

Well, as far Italians go I seen more then one story where they show Mickey as a baby or toddler where he was raised by his aunt Melinda... I mean... Zia Topolinda. At least in Polish translation she clames (commenting on the flashacks) that she was ask by his parents to take care of him. Walt had a buisness trip out of town would be my guess.

January 31, 2026 at 12:16 PM  
Blogger Pan Miluś said...

Mickey is just being true to the Conquistador spirit. Discovering a native land and going:
“Gosh, but we can’t take all this gold, it belongs to the natives.”
“Gee, you’re right, Mr. Pizarro.”
is the only way to go.

January 31, 2026 at 12:24 PM  
Anonymous Elaine said...

Oh, ick, do Italian stories really say Mickey was raised by his aunt? I do dislike the tendency to deprive every last character of parental upbringing. And there's no reason for it in the characters' past!! In the present, you might give a central character nieces/nephews rather than children because (a) you have more story possibilities involving romantic friends/rivals if the adult character's not married, (b) you can have stories where the nieces/nephews don't appear at all and don't need to be accounted for (applies to Daisy and Mickey, not so much to Donald, who clearly is the boys' guardian), and (c) the aunt/uncle may more believably let the kids participate in adventures without constant hovering. But there's no reason to have Mickey, Donald and others raised by non-parent relatives.

In my headcanon, Donald and Della were raised by their parents, who survived at least through their adolescence, Mickey was raised by his parents, Grandma Duck was raised by her parents (not by her grandma, as in some stories!), and April, May and June live with their parents and just spend some school-vacation time with Daisy. It's great to have some characters who are raised by other relatives, like HDL, or characters raised by a single parent, like Lex Hammerslag. But it beggars belief that every major character was/is raised by people other than their parent(s).

February 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM  
Blogger Pan Miluś said...

@Elaine Well some stories shown Donald childhood being spand on Grandma farm.

As for Mickey - From what I understand/remner in the story context Mickey was left with his aunt but that was just for few weeks (perhaps just days?) or so, just so the flashback story in question would happened. There was no indication it was a pernament thing.

February 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM  
Anonymous Elaine said...

Oh yes, I know about the Donald Duckling stories! By an odd coincidence, while I read your post mentioning this I was listening to the Polish interview of Kari Korhonen on YouTube, and he was being asked about the Donald Duckling stories, and saying that he himself didn't take to the Donald Duckling version of young Donald at first, and that everyone has their own idea about how characters developed. Now he's done 50 of those stories and it's been great, he likes the non-modern setting of the farm and the character of young Donald.

I've seen some of the Donald Duckling stories, but as I say, they don't enter my personal canon, since I believe Donald and Della were raised by their parents. If there's a Donald Duckling story where he isn't in school, I can fit it into my headcanon by imagining that he is staying at the farm during school vacation, and Della is off at Chickadees summer camp. (Donald of course was kicked out of the Junior Woodchucks, and the Booneheads are too disorganized to run a camp!)

February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM  
Anonymous Elaine said...

The Donald Duckling world is a prime example of the trend I don't like, depriving characters of a parental upbringing for no good reason. (Plus, where is the sister who could be HDL's mother? Maybe they're not twins and she's much older, but wouldn't she at least be mentioned? She can't be younger or as yet unborn if the parents are already out of the picture.) There's also the Dutch comics world where April, May and June live with Daisy fulltime. And I have the story "Grandma's Grandma Doll" which assumes that Elvira was raised by her grandmother!

So I'm relieved that the Italian story doesn't suggest that Mickey was raised by his aunt, just that he stayed with her for a while.

February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM  
Blogger Pan Miluś said...

There is a polish interview with Kari Korhonen on youtube? Sweet ^_^ (I think I found it...)

Can you imagine being a mother in a Disney comic universe? Once you give birth to a child, you have to give them away to their uncles and aunts so they can raise them, while you go hide (behind a tree?) and remain unseen… forever! It’s very cuckoo.

February 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM  
Blogger Achille Talon said...

Of course, some of the Italian stories which have Grandma raising Donald take her to *in fact* be his mother (though I believe the idea had fallen out of favour by the time of "Donald Duckling").

February 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM  

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