"The Poorest Duck in Duckburg"

Hey, guess what, Dark-Ladies and Gentlemaniacs, it's time for your annual Halloween Tale of Terror! This time, it's Pat Block's and Ron Fernandez's final collaboration.

When I wrote about their previous "Too Late for Christmas" last year, I may have claimed that all of the stories the two of them collaborated on were "stunningly, unbelievably good." Unfortunately…well, as I realized when I reread this particular story to write this entry, there may have been a certain boyish overenthusiasm in that statement. It is absolutely the case that those superlatives apply to "Too Late for Christmas" and "The Secret of the Dragon's Den," and even if "The Mystery of Widow's Gap" isn't quite on that level, it's still pretty good, and shows a lot of potential. But this one…well, dammit all, it pains me to admit it, but it's pretty substantially flawed, both in terms of art and story. If you wanted to read between the lines, you could argue that it reveals something about the deteriorating nature of their working relationship. Who knows?



One thing that's a bit problematic is the art, as the above examples indicate. It's not bad for the most part, but there are distracting problems, as in the above examples. In the first panel, Donald is oddly squashed, and it looks very much as if he's just been copy and pasted in. In the second one, due to perspective issues, it looks as though he's lifting off the ground. Hmm.



The idea is that Scrooge HATES Halloween, 'cause all the kids are going to come to his awesome new money bin and trick-or-treat him blind--so he wants to get rid of it (though you'd kinda think his landmines and barbed wire would do the trick as far as keeping kids away goes--otherwise, I see a very expensive lawsuit in his future). This is a reasonable basis for a story (though in that first panel, you can see another example of Donald looking weird). Why would "shopkeepers" object to Halloween, though? They don't like selling costumes and candy...?



Also, we have Witch Hazel, and continuity with "Too Late for Christmas." Kinda nutty, but I like the idea that Block and Fernandez are making this concerted effort to make Hazel into a regular character--an' this crazy witch-country, too! That's not something I have an objection to.



...and also, for some reason, there's this leprechaun-witch. I feel like this must be some sort of reference that I'm missing. In any case, they end up assigning her to give Duckburg the most spooktacular Halloween ever. But without her magic.



...meanwhile, back in Duckburg...look, I think we all feel a little thrill at seeing Lawyer Sharky (from Barks' "Golden Helmet," obviously--I never know whether I should spell things like that out; whether I should assume there are any neophytes in the audience or not). But, sad to say, this is also where Block and Fernandez really drop the ball. If you were gonna involve Sharky here, you'd want to have him come up with some arcane legal way to ban the holiday, and then the nephews would have to scramble to figure out some way to counter it with Hazel's help and it would all be crazy fun. Right? But…the "plan," as it turns out, is just to buy up all Halloween-related things in the city. First: why exactly do you need a lawyer for that? Second: it defies belief that Scrooge would be dumb enough to think that was a good idea--that buying up everything would be a cheaper alternative to giving out candy and possibly enduring some minor vandalism. If it was a one-time investment that was gonna wipe the holiday out for good, sure, but presumably he'd just have to repeat the process every year. It's just dumb, is what it is. And terribly unimaginative.



To stay a little positive, though, I'll note that there are some good moments scattered here and there--like (Scrooge having retired to Grandma's farm to await the results of his scheme) in this vista of pumpkins, telling tales to the placidly-accepting Gus (who has almost certainly heard this many times before).




...but what happens, alas, is that ALL his money gets spent buying up Halloween paraphernalia. Not realistic, exactly, but still--a twist, I would say, in the Barksian spirit.



...oh, and there's this rather pointless cameo from the Beagles, looking a bit malformed. And really, "that old miser won't miss three sacksfull [sic]?" That's not the Beagle MO. I mean okay sure, in "The Doom Diamond" we see them nickel-and-diming Scrooge, but that is entirely uncharacteristic. They're not content to be invisible parasites--they want it ALL! This, I would merely characterize as sloppy writing.



And now...we move on to the nonsensical climax of this tale, where the kids subject him to a haunted house experience so that mumblemumble.



This is another area where the art does not serve the story well: Scrooge's facial expressions are such that it's impossible to tell what he's actually thinking about all of this.



Angry, happy, intimidated, suspicious--who can say? Best guess is that he's supposed to be just indulging the kids' whims, but why would he just instantaneously go from depression about his sudden brokeness to happily playing along with this game? The whole thing makes no sense.



...and then he learns the True Meaning of Halloween, which for some reason completely turns him around. Why? And why was all that previous rigamarole an essential part of it, given that he didn't react to any of it in a notably Halloween-y way?


And why, in that upper-left panel, does he have that squinty-eyed look that generally connotes deviousness? Ach…so many questions. Though that "where would I keep my new quarter?" is kind of charming.



Hazel sold back all the Halloween stuff to restore Scrooge's fortune. As one does. The resemblance to Barks' "Financial Fable" is clear.



I'll grant that these last few pages do a decent job creating a Halloween tableau--it's just that nothing in the story really justifies this conclusion. Is that the same wolf from Barks' "Think-Box Bollix?" Sure, why not?

(don't worry; Hazel gets her powers back and all is forgiven hurrah)



...and the last thing we see is Sharky, who, it must be admitted, looks pretty darned adorable in his clown costume (and with his...basketball?).

It's not so easy to craft a duck story that really catches that Halloween spirit--that combination of fun, spooky, and anarchic. Obviously, Barks' "Trick or Treat" is the ur-text in that regard; Rota's "Halloween Huckster" also does the trick. This one, not so much--though I hasten to add that I nonetheless would've loved beyond all reckoning to see more Block/Fernandez material. I suppose I ought to just write an entry about "Trick or Treat" already, ferfuckssake, but I thought a more obscure story like this one would provide better value for money.

Have a mind-bendingly terrifying Halloween, everyone!